Who Stole My Punchline?
Practice Words
Words with the 'augh' letter pattern, making /ΙΛ/ as in 'caught' or /ΙΛf/ as in 'laugh'.
In Dr Can Do's part of the world, Christmas comes in summer, not winter. No snow. No cold winds. Just a blazing sun in a clear blue sky. He stands on the sandy path outside his house, looking up at that hot sun and laughing. His daughter Jill always says a summer Christmas is nothing to fuss about. It's something to celebrate.
"Let's go for a swim!" Jill shouts from the beach. She caught sight of the ocean and couldn't wait another second. Minx is already in the water, splashing about with just her head poking above the surface. That naughty little creature didn't even wait for the others. Jill laughs and kicks off her shoes as the warm afternoon shadows stretch across the sand.
The town square in Canville is all decorated for Christmas. A big tree covered in colorful lights stands in the center, surrounded by oversized red-and-white gift boxes. "Who taught you to make such a lovely tree?" Jill asks, looking up at it. It's not a real pine, but it looks just as good. The Mage stands beside her, smiling proudly at his work.
Later, back inside the cozy cabin, another glowing Christmas tree waits in the corner. The Mage can be naughty at times, and everyone knows he loves playing tricks. But he also has a kind heart. It looks like he's been good enough this year. A blue present from Santa sits right at his feet beneath the tree. He grins at it, and his laughter echoes around the room.
Dr Can Do pulls a joke from his Christmas cracker and reads it out loud. "Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?" "Because he had no body to go with!" his daughter Jill says before he can finish. The whole table has caught the giggles, and laughter fills the cozy cabin. Christmas cracker jokes are always the worst, but somehow that's what makes them the best.
Jill lies in bed with a belly full of Christmas ham and pavlova. She laughs to herself, thinking about those terrible cracker jokes and all the fun they had today. There might not be any snow, but her dad taught her that a hot Christmas is just the best. She smiles and closes her eyes, already dreaming of next year.